The Pancake Island Gazette

By Mickey L. McSyrup Andrew and the Safari Rangers arrived on the shores of Pancake Island earlier this summer. Just months after Andrew and the Safari Rangers arrived on Pancake Island, the bandmates played a prominent role in the recent restoration of the island's monarchy. The restoration comes on the heels of the Pancake Games, an internationally televised athletic event held in the highlands. Most islanders are by now aware that former mayor Pal Peixoto activated dozens of robots during the event, intent on destroying Andrew and the Safari Rangers, who were in attendance. “We were pretty scared,” Andrew, the Safari Rangers’ frontman, shared with The Gazette. “We’re musicians, after all, and had little to no experience fending off robots prior to that encounter.” The incident came as Peixoto was facing charges of financial mismanagement. Peixoto did not respond to The Gazette's request for comment by press time. The Safari Rangers, a rock band famous in many parts of the wo...